Get Toned Not Stoned - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL and total cultural irrelevance because

and total cultural irrelevance because the regulars skate backwards through toddlers like it's a religion

followed by "I DON'T WANNA BE" and an equally oversized "RIGHT

Sergeant Hulka managing a platoon of misfits who enlisted on a whim required the patience of a saint and the deadpan of a mortician

Below the mustache

retro bubble-style typeface reads "BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID" stacked across three lines

Get Toned Not Stoned - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL and total cultural irrelevance becausePropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold